KINK fetishes by OXBALLS (NEW KINKS AVAILABLE)
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At OXBALLS, we wear our KINKS on our sleeve…literally.  One of our packers has “inch” marks from his wrist to his bicep, making it clear he is a dedicated and expert Fist-Fucker…funny thing is he is Canadian, so we wonder why he isn’t metric…

Ox always has a bandana tucked into his back pocket, doesn’t matter which pocket, left or right, (which one means “TOP”, which is “BOTTOM” again?!?).  WTF.  Pockets aren’t big enough to flag all the fetishes OX digs…

In the 1970’s it mattered if you hung your keys on the right side or left…clipped to your belt…on the left meant you were a TOP…the right, a BOTTOM…same for flagging a hankie…a red bandana in the wrong pocket and you might end up with a very sore hole…

Once we went to the Black Party at 4am with handfuls of BROWN hankies, we danced our way into the darkest part of the party and groped butts all the way around the room…putting BROWN hankies in the back LEFT pockets of all the sweaty shirtless unsuspecting dancers…

That morning the walk-of-shame through WEHO must have attracted a lot of gay gasps.

Other than RED, YELLOW and BLACK, (fisting, watersports, and leather, or is it S&M?), these are the colors most guys know…what if you dig UNCUT dick--what color do you flag then?  How do you flag MASTER or BOY?  How do you let them know you are a PIG unless you flag ORANGE—and you do know ORANGE means you like EVERYTHING

We took a much more direct, if subtle approach.  KINKS.  Little forged engraved steel links with your FETISH, your favorite GEAR, your sex POSITION…how you want to be ADDRESSED…what you ARE. 

Made of forged steel, sized to slip on the end of your bootlaces…your kicks…lace your boots with one at the base of your boot tongue…engraved on the top and bottom…you can flip ‘em if you are visiting your Grandma, but really, wearing the same boots you fuck in to your Grandmas house?  Yuck.

 

Available in the following:

GEAR:  LEATHER, LATEX, WESCOS 

PRIDE:  FAGGOT, QUEER, TRANNY, ROIDS, COWBOY, PISS-PIG, FIST, UNCUT, SCAT 

TOPS:  MASTER, SIR, DADDY, PIG, TOP, FUCKER

SUBS & PASSIVE:  PUPPY, BOY, SLAVE, TWINK, PIG, COCKSUCKER, BOTTOM 

  • Item #: KNK888

KINK fetishes by OXBALLS (NEW KINKS AVAILABLE)

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